Awful Geek Chat Up Lines
Have you ever been at a loss for words when trying to speak to a beautiful Geeky woman? Fear not, because we have come up with some ice-breakingly cheesy lines guaranteed to result in some interfacing…
- I’ve lost my network key… can I come to your homepage instead?
- You are a perfect square; 36-25-36.
- It’s written in my keyboard – I should be inside YUO.
- You autocomplete me.
- Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, send me a tweet and I’ll poke you.
- CSS me: I won’t gigabyte!
- You are so beautiful. Looking at you turns my software into hardware.
- Honey, you are as sweet as 3.141592656…
- I saw you across the chatroom; you look like a Geek Goddess.
- You have a gorgeous <body> I’d love to be the tangent to your curves.
P.S. We accept no liability for any physical damage you sustain if choosing to try these on a real person!
I’ve seen “Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my base are belong to you”, and I really like the idea of saying that “You autocomplete me” – although it’s a little freaky if you think about it too much.