News
Lakers pay back Mavs behind Fisher’s three-pointer

With Kobe struggling to find the basket, Derek Fisher came through in the last second for the Lakers

Man City draw versus West Bromich, Man U gain ground, tie for first

Man City were one of several top teams to draw while Man U tie at top

Broncos Tebow cold as ice in fourth quarters

In a sea of talented qbs, Tebow manages to stand out with unorthodox play

Suarez banned for eight matches, Terry charged for racial abuse

Suarez, Terry’s racial cases come to a close

Man City bounce back from first loss, down Arsenal, Chelsea stumble, draw versus Wigan

Manchester City returned to their winning ways

Chelsea end Man City’s unbeaten start, Man U close to within 2 points of City

Manchester City suffered their first loss of the season at Stamford Bridge

Man City slam Norwich 5-1, Van Persie strikes again as Arsenal beat Wigan 4-0

The League’s top team and top scorer continue to impress

Match hero Mata throws support behind under pressure Villas-Boas

Mata was involved in all three of his club’s goals then gave his manager an assist as well

What to be most thankful for with the NBA’s return

The NBA lockout ends right after Thanksgiving and will come back on Christmas day

Suarez’ Liverpool take down Terry’s Chelsea in battle of alleged racists

Liverpool were able to beat Chelsea 2-1 at Stamford Bridge amidst racism scandals

Review
Happy Feet 2 – Report from the Red Carpet

Because someone has to go along and report on all these fancy events.

Performance Agency launches Affiliate Manager Plus

Affiliate dashboard set to take the sting out of client reporting

Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark – Troy Nixey

Don’t be afraid of the fact it’s a modern day horror movie

Minecraft Pocket Edition for Xperia Play

Investigate, destroy, and build the world around you … on your phone

Conan The Barbarian – Marcus Nispel

More likenable to The Erotic and Bloody Adventures of Sinbad

Project Nim – James Marsh

A compelling, powerful, and essential documentary

The Skin I Live In – Pedro Almodovar

A dark, disturbing, tense, faintly tragic piece of macabre story-telling

Final Destination 5 – Steven Quale

It’s time for Death to start over again.

Cowboys and Aliens – Jon Favreau

It gets two stars for its balls, the rest of it was balls

Super 8 – JJ Abrams

Charismatic young leads, genuine suspense, glorious visuals and whopping finale capture the essence of the summer blockbuster

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Arrested looter covers face and walks into lamp post
Aries
Is Aids funny yet? When will it be ok to laugh at Aids? I should know I'm the mystic, but you people are FICKLE  
Gemini
Looters return swag to shops and offer damages. "David Starkey is offensive on a global scale, it puts this pettyness in perspective", one said
Cancer
I can't stop thinking about Jeremy Paxman, wearing just a tie, letting David Starkey feel the sharp edge of his tongue. Give him hell Paxo. Give him hell.
Taurus
What the hell is David Starkey anyway? Does anyone like him? Value his opinion? Let's see he goes the way of Old Yeller
Leo
For my super sweet 16th I want a Rizla house and a Steve Buscemi cake. Here's a tenner and a muzzle.
Virgo
Songs not to listen to on a Monday: Livin' for the Weekend, Friday I'm in Love, Saturday Night's Alright, anything by Cliff Richard.
Libra
I read a headline: "Arson Attack: Colleagues Finger Factory Man". Two wrongs don't make a right.
Scorpio
Cause tonight for the first time, just about half past ten, for the first time in history it's gonna start raining phlegm.
Sagittarius
Madame Helga, I'm Just Looking. It's not up to you, not up to me. Have a nice day. Ditch the backing singers and get back to the valleys.
Capricorn
Look at your life. If this is what you imagined then your expectations were obscenely low. If not then good - you'll finally realise that we're all very VERY disappointed in you.  
Aquarius
Beware of the number 34. The man at number 34 is 34 years old and plans to spank you with his 34 inch ruler 34 times. He will be relentless. He will use the sharp bit.    
Pisces
Quim in my sandwiches, quim in my face, it's over the sheets, and in my happy place. It's all over Hull, and inside James Blunt. Who managed that then? My, what a stunt.